A list of puns related to "Alpac"
Portugueses da Alpac Capital compram 88% da Euronews eco.sapo.pt/2021/12/17/poβ¦
New Euronews Owner, Alpac Capital, Linked To Hungarian PM's Adviser rferl.org/a/hungary-euronβ¦
Alpac-poofers, Me, Ink + Photoshop, 2021
[Bulk] Switches w/ lube service (tangerines, kiwis, alpacs, sample switches)
Happy Monday, I'm cleaning out switches for my friends and myself with a lube service if you want. I'm only lubing the switches I have on hand. I take my sweet time lubing so if you want a fast turn around this isn't the service for you; I'd estimate turn around time is 3 days once I start on your batch of switches. Priority will go to those who want a lube service.
Switches - without lube service | Films + Lube | Lubing Service |
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0.15 Tx films | $0.35 per | |
Deskey Films | $7 for filming | |
Moss 62g 69x - $40 stock | 3203, 3204, 205g0 (my go to for all switch types), krytox 105 for springs | I can spring swap but you'll need to send me springs |
Silent Alpacas 70x - $49 stock | ||
Cobalts 68x - $49 stock | ||
Glorious Pandas 22x - $20 | ||
Holy Chickies 62x - $70 Lubed + Desoldered | ||
Kiwis 40x - $40 stock | ||
Dragonfruit 73x - $45 stock | ||
All tkc switches are prior to the recall and do not have problems. I lube bottom housing (staying away from leaf for tactiles), stem (not the legs for tactiles), and krytox 105 for springs. Factory lube will not be cleaned off.
I also have some extra miscellaneous that I'm willing to part out as switch testers packs. Will lube the switches if you like. You can also ask for the switches above but if someone wants to buy the whole lot they will take priority.
Switches - $5 for 6 switches |
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Gat Black Inks |
Aqua Kings 37g |
Lavenders 13x |
FFFF Tactile |
Silk |
Dry Silk |
Edit: All the orders from 5/3 have been packed and will ship tomorrow. Not home til 5/8 so any other orders won't ship til then.
Does anyone know if there's a place online you can find Mo Bruger's V-wave lecture at ALPAC from mid-April 2017?
I've got a bet with a friend about whether Bruger mis-calculated wave depths for Sborsky-Dvorak co-entines midway through his talk. I was there, you can hear the audience laughing when he did it, but unless I show her proof she won't believe it.
Alpac Green - NΓ€chste Etage youtu.be/769oYuFx8VY
She's very upset. I forgot to alpac(k)a her a snacka
Alpac That Azz Up sticker
Where can I find this Bowl Grommet online for Cloud Stick? Also better need a better grommet for Alpac Predator other then the Mod?
Alpac That Azz Up sticker
Max B Ft. Alpac - Boss Don youtu.be/HkpwJg-EvMw
So Tanner can achieve his dreams of being an Alpac ... amazon.com/CreepyParty-Noβ¦
Do We Want to Bomb Iran? AlPAC Does.... rootsmedia.us/do-we-want-β¦
[FRESH] Max B - Silver Surfer Feat. Wiz Khalifa, Joe Young & Alpac soundcloud.com/damegreaseβ¦
Do We Want to Bomb Iran? AlPAC Does... youtube.com/watch?v=TqtxAβ¦
Max B - "Silver Surfer" Feat. Wiz Khalifa, Alpac, & Joe Young soundcloud.com/damegreaseβ¦
You might say they're alpacing heat
[US-UT][H] Silent Alpaces Lubed and Filmed, GK64 Built Keyboard, Misc Artisans [W] Paypal
I have the following
84x Silent Alpacas Lubed and Filmed. Lubed with 205g2+105 mix and only 105 on springs. Will throw in some extra films if wanted. Mounted once on hotswap for about 10 days.$105 ShippedS O L DGK64 pre-built with cherry red. Comes in original box, USB-C included is a little banged up but still works.$75 shippedS O L DArtisan Bundle:Poison Nights,Red and Black Ghost in the Tube Telepunk,Chincompa v1 Monochrome,Haworthia Sculpt/FN,loops (green, blue, yellow)Not really into artisans anymore, so trying to get rid of last bunch.$30 ShippedS O L D
Angry Alpace bracelet is the stuff of dreams! π
SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!
Do your worst!
UST-aUST Pool commission rates?
so I had the idea to spread my risk a bit. Instead of putting 100% into Anchor, why not provide some liquidity in the Terraswap UST-aUST pool? Now the pool seems to exist, but I canΒ΄t find any info on the actual commission rates on alphadefi or alpac. What am I missing here? Thanks!
I tried Kintsugi on this broken Alpace, DIY style. (video) youtube.com/watch?v=MINIUβ¦
French fries werenβt cooked in France.
They were cooked in Greece.
This subreddit is 10 years old now.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Petition to ban rants from this sub
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
What starts with a W and ends with a T
It really does, I swear!
My wife left me because I couldnβt stop doing impressions of pasta
And now Iβm cannelloni
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
I just flew in from Chernobyl
And boy are my arms legs.
So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
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